Random Nonsense
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rincchiEr yeah, basically what the subject says. Sometimes I like to just write lots of random shit for NaNoWriMo, rather than focus on a single work, which results in my writing a load of nonsense that will never be acceptable on fanfiction sites and I want to post it somewhere, so why not my Little Busters journal, I guess.
***
Mio had progressed enough with her learning of technology that she was ready to use a computer and so she had received an old laptop from her parents. She had been learning to use the Internet at the library as well and discovered the world of fanfiction. A whole new world opened up for her. Hours and hours were spent reading all the BL fanfiction she could find. It was glorious. No longer did she have to be restricted to books and light novels and whatever else she used to get her BL fix. Problem was, a lot of the fanfiction was pretty badly written. Was it really so hard to spell check? And some of the plots were just absurd. She was sure she could do better.
She had to write her own BL fanfic, but who of? Come to think of it, she had also heard of RPF. It wouldn't hurt to write RPF instead so she decided to write Kyousuke x Riki fanfiction and she would make it as porny as possible. Kyousuke x Riki was totally a hot pairing. Everyone would lap it all up.
Then she found out nobody cared about stories people wrote about their friends, unless they were actually famous. Why couldn't they have been an idol band after all? Maybe she could always make a suggestion. It wasn't really necessary to stick to baseball, was it?
***
The Little Busters as an idol group or band or whatever. Riki writes the lyrics, Kyousuke plays the guitar, Rin is the singer, Masato plays the drums, Kengo doesn't want to join at first but plays, uh, something fitting of his changed personality. Kurugaya plays the electric keyboard, Haruka plays something noisy like the trumpet or whatever and in the end nobody cares much for her contributions to the band, Mio is the manager,
***
"Kitty cat, kitty cat~" Rin was walking around after a cat while repeating that for some reason. Riki watched them go from a bench. It was so calm and quiet, the weather was clear and there was very little to comment on.
After a minute, Rin came back and sat down next to Riki. "Hey, Riki."
"Huh?"
"Kud told me once that dogs have been into space."
"Yes, they have. Did you ever hear of Laika, the first dog in space?"
"Hmm, maybe I did but I guess I forgot about that. Have cats ever gone into space?"
"I don't think so. At least I've never heard about that. Pretty sure only people and dogs have gone into space so far."
"I see." Rin leaned back against the bench with a thoughtful expression. "Would you ever like to go into space, Riki?"
"Uh, I suppose it would be cool, but it's not like you can just go up there. You need training. I think they are planning on space tourism sometime in the future but who knows when that will be? And it will probably be expensive as well."
"Oh. So we'll probably never go into space then. No big deal."
At that moment, a spaceship appeared in the sky.
"Seriously?" Riki stared at the spaceship in disbelief. A door opened and some strange looking humanoid creatures came out.
"Take us to your leader," one of them said.
"Whoah, they look creepy." Rin blinked in consternation.
"Take us to your leader."
"It's a dream, right? Haha, yeah, it's just a dream." Riki closed his eyes.
"You want to see our leader? Okay, hold on, I'll just call Kyousuke," Rin was saying.
"This is ridiculous. Why do aliens always want to see the leader anyway?" Riki wondered. "It's so cliche."
"Is it?" One of the aliens spoke. "Our apologies. We simply saw it in aliens visiting earth movies so we assumed it was the done thing."
"What should we say instead?" said the other alien.
Then the aliens blew up. The end.
***
"Haah. I'm bored," Riki muttered, lying on his bed. "I can't wait for Kyousuke to get back from his job hunting trip." Unfortunately, Kyousuke wasn't going to be back until tonight so he was stuck like this for a while. As far as he knew, the rest of the Little Busters were finding other ways to entertain themselves on this fine Sunday.
"What's that, Riki? You're bored?" Masato was currently doing weight training. "Then why not try weight training with me? You could do with some beefier muscles on that skinny body of yours."
"My body is just the way I like it, thanks." Riki smiled awkwardly. Masato had invited him to train with weights before, but he really wasn't keen on it. "Think I'll go get some fresh air." Maybe he would find something to do then.
He headed outside. The sky was clear and though it was a little chilly outside, he was fine. He went for a walk around the school grounds.
The sound of a siren split the air. Well, since he was near the school gates now, that wasn't so strange.
Then he heard a scream in the distance. Now that was definitely strange.
Riki ran toward the location of the scream and saw a female student backing away as a male student lurched toward her. Seriously? Harrassment of a girl in public where anyone could see him? The guy had to be an idiot. Then again, there weren't a lot of people around.
"Hey! Stop that!" Riki ran over. "Leave her alone!"
The male student turned around and Riki noticed something really odd. His eyes were rolled up and there was foam running from the corner of his mouth. Had he had a fit or something? But why was he walking around in that case? This was really odd.
"Thank you!" The girl took off running.
Now the male student was lurching toward Riki. His movements were really strange.
"Hey, what's wrong with you?" Riki backed away. "Just say something already."
This was thoroughly creeping him out.
***
***
"Everyone, let's check out this mmorpg."
Kyousuke gets invites to a sukurebo mmorpg?
idk.
eh, so maybe he wins the headsets? you need headsets? idk lol. how does that shit even work. stop rambling and write something this is totally cheating.
"Guys! I did it!" Kyousuke ran into Riki and Masato's room. Both of them were working on their homework. They were pretty surprised by the intrusion. Kyousuke was waving around five envelopes. "Oh right, Rin and Kengo aren't here. Better call them."
"Um, what is all this about?" Riki asked.
"I won a competition! I got five virtual reality headsets, and I can use them for this new vr mmorpg, it's an mmorpg for school revolution: sukurebo!" Kyousuke grinned. "I've been looking forward to this for ages."
"Ehh... what's an MMORPG?" Riki frowned. He'd never heard about that before.
"Mass multiplayer online RPG. Something like that." Kyousuke waved a hand. "But it's Sukurebo! Yay!"
"Why would we be interested in this?" Masato asked tiredly. "All we know about Sukurebo is that it's some manga you like."
"Sukurebo is awesome! And I'm sure this will be too!"
***
"Hey, Riki."
Kyousuke came and hugged Riki from behind.
"Oh, hi, Kyousuke." Riki lookede up from his homework. "I'm just doing my homework right now. nearly finished though."
"Good, good." Kyousuke nodded. "I got something for us to do later."
"You have?" Rijki';s curiosity was aroused. Whatever it was, it was boudn to be good. He returned to his homework with excitement stirring within, also wondering why the author was being sloppy and making typos. ahem. so he finished his homework i guess.
everything was so normal like just completely normal but little did the little busters know their lives were about to be disrupted by the appearance of a mary sue! who happened to be a childhood friend of Riki's! dun dun! And she had a massive crush on riki and was a yandere and shit and... yeah, mary sue parody shit is boring nowadays.
it's so overdone.
"This is all descending into complete and utter garbage." Riki sat down by a tree. Mio also sat at the tree where she always sat, eating onigiri.
"Yes. Writing 50,000 words in a month is difficult." Mio frowned. "Especially if you're trying to get as much as you can done by the Clannad release date... ahem." She put a fist to her mouth and coughed. "I don't know why we've smashed the fourth wall, but, I wonder if I could attempt NaNoWriMo."
"Hi~" Komari came walking over with a big smile. "Riki-kun, Mio-chan~ Are you eating lunch?"
"What's with the tildes?" Mio muttered. "Use proper punctuation please."
"You are a real stickler for proper writing, huh?" Riki smiled, a drop of sweat forming on his head.
"I'm here too," Rin announced. "We just had lunch on... er... somewhere." She looked around furtively.
"Everybody knows Kamikita-san eats lunch on the roof," Mio said.
"Fueeeeeee?!" Komari's eyes grew huge. "M-m-m-my secret is out?! Oh no, whatever will I doooo?"
"It's okay." Riki quickly assured her. "You're not going to get tattled on by your own friends."
"Oh. Phew." Komari smiled in relief. "I'd be sad if I couldn't go up to the roof anymore."
"I don't get it. Why is the roof blocked off?" Rin put her hands on her hips, frowning.
"Probably because Japanese students keep using school roofs as a suicide method," Riki replied.
"Haroo." Kud came walking up, "Hau aa yuu dooin?" Her expression turned into a frown. "Typing bad English must be really difficult, nano desu."
Mio's eyebrow rose. "Uh, any particular reason why the nano desu was written?"
"Because it boosts the word count, nano desu!" Kud punched the air.
"Heyyy!" Haruka ran over. She grabbed Kud in her arms and twirled her around. "Spinny, spinny~"
"Wafu?! My eyes are spinning!"
"Well, I see there's a gathering of sorts going on here." Kurugaya appeared out of nowhere. "What's happening?"
"My quiet spot is being invaded, that's what." Mio munched on her onigiri with a dry look.
"So, all the girls are here now?" Riki looked around. "At this rate..."
"Riki, there you are!" Masato came over with a big grin. "It feels so lonely when you're not having lunch with us in the cafeteria. I miss you so much."
"You're creepy," Rin stated, narrowing her eyes at him.
"Oh? Is something happening over here?" Kengo was there too. "Is it something fun? Please don't leave us out."
"Hey." Kyousuke too was approaching, raising a hand in greeting. "So, what's up?"
"Now everyone's here," said Riki. "I guess it's time we thought of something to do."
"I wonder if anyone here would be able to do NaNoWriMo," said Mio. "I'm sure some of you could do it, but that's a month long and it only happens in November."
"Fue?" Komari tilted her head. "Na... no...?"
"What's that?" Kud asked.
"It's a challenge where you write fifty thousand words in a month," responded Mio. "I've never actually written anything myself, although I considered writing... er. Never mind. Fanfiction is very interesting though."
"Fanfiction?" Riki repeated.
"Fan fiction," said Mio. "It originated back when people would publish Star Trek fanzines, I believe, or maybe it goes back even further. It is when somebody writes a work of fiction that is not about a property they created, but rather someone else's property. Like a story about the characters in a manga for example. They also like to write something called "shipping" between certain characters. Shipping comes from the word relationship."
"Writing, huh?" Kyousuke's eyes gleamed. "That would be interesting."
"You want to write fifty thousand words in a month?" Riki asked.
"Nah, that's a bit much. Why don't we all try writing short stories about each other?"
"So it's RPF in a sense, then," Mio said. "That stands for real person fanfiction, when people write stories about people who are real and usually famous. Nobody wants to read a story about someone's neighbour unless said neighbour is famous. The world of RPF is strange and creepy. You can find slash fanfiction of real people, even if they are straight, happily married and have children. Not to mention stuff like incest and-"
"Nishizono-san." Riki held his hands up. "It's okay. You can stop now."
"Oh." Mio's face fell. "Sorry. I'm just quite passionate about literature."
"Uh. Anyway." Kyousuke cleared his throat. "Let's raid the computer room and write stories about the Little Busters! I'm sure they will be masterpieces."
"There he goes again, getting some ridiculous idea into his head." Rin sighed.
"I think it sounds fun." Komari smiled.
So everyone trudged off to the computer room where they would spend the rest of their lunch break writing masterpieces... or utter disasters. There wasn't enough time for everyone to finish so it would continue on to the next day or however long it took for everyone to finish.
After a couple weeks, everyone had finished their stories and printed them off. They got together in the baseball clubroom with their printouts.
"And now it's time to read the results of the first Little Busters Story Contest!" Kyousuke announced. "Hmm, it's not really a contest, I guess, but whatever. Applause, please!"
As usual, hardly anyone bothered to applaud.
"Alright, everyone will read out their stories. I'll start."
***
Kyousuke's story:
It was an average day. Nothing was out of the ordinary. The Little Busters were all gathered together on this fine Sunday for a trip into town. None of them could possibly have anticipated the bizarre thing that was soon to happen to the planet, and that thing was... an alien invasion! All over the world, spaceships were landing and aliens were emerging from the spaceships. The world was in peril, but Japan had yet to be hit, until now. The location of this particular spaceship just happened to be right in their town.
So, everybody went into town, expecting today to be ordinary. When they saw the flying disc in the sky, they knew it was going to be anything but ordinary after all.
***
Riki's story:
One day, a terrible thing came to happen - bad guys were attacking the school. Nobody knew who the bad guys were, just that they were bad guys who wanted to do bad things and had chosen the school for their dastardly deeds. So, they were attacking the school. But all hope was not lost, for the Little Busters were there.
***
Rin's story:
This story is about a cat and how it was a very special cat, and it took us all to a world of cats. It was a world where cats could talk and everyone was a cat. One day I was playing with... I mean, I was scolding the cats because some of them were naughty, and then this talking cat came out of nowhere.
"Hello," said the talking cat.
"Hello," I said. I was very surprised to see a talking cat.
"Do you want to see Cat World?" asked the talking cat. "Because you are the best cat owner in the whole wide world, you have been invited to Cat World."
Of course I wanted to go. This Cat World sounded amazing.
***
Masato's story:
"Today is the day!" I, Masato, confronted Kengo one morning in the cafeteria. I was mad at him because he taught me the wrong meanings again. That bastard Kengo, always lying about word meanings... anyway, I had had enough and it was time to prove to him I was the strongest. "I will defeat you and claim my rightful place as the strongest!"
Kengo whipped out his shinai and laughed. "You will never defeat me!"
"Oh yeah? Just watch this!" So I tried to punch him but he dodged and hit me with his shinai. It hurt. That shinai is so annoying.
So I grabbed his shinai and chucked it across the cafeteria.
Now Kengo was doomed!
***
Kengo's story:
***
Komari's story:
Rin-chan, Kuu-chan and I were all going into town together. It was such a nice day, the sky was clear and the sun was shining. We were going to town to do some shopping and after that, we would buy a cake to share with everybody. I was looking forward to delicious cake. However, a surprising thing happened.
We found a sad bunny rabbit sitting on the side of the road.
"What's wrong, Mr Bunny Rabbit?" I asked.
"I am very sad," said the sad bunny rabbit. "My friend was kidnapped by a big bad wolf."
How awful. To think their friend had been taken by a wolf! I said to Rin-chan and Kuu-chan, "We have to help Mr Bunny Rabbit's friend!" and they agreed. So we asked the bunny rabbit to take us to the big bad wolf's lair.
It was a long journey. We went through a forest, across a river and even through a mountain. On the way, we saw a lot of animals and they said hello to us. I would have liked to hang out and talk with them, but saving Mr Bunny Rabbit's friend was much more important.
"So what kind of animal is your friend?" I asked Mr Bunny Rabbit.
were taking a walk. It was a wonderful day, the sky was clear and the sun was shining. We were walking into the town together to buy a cake and then we would share the cake with everyone. I would make sure to get an absolutely delicious cake.
***
Meh, I'll think of the stories later. Let's do something else~
Kyousuke came to Riki's room.
"Hey, Riki. Let's"
ugh I can't think of anything right now what a pain.
The Muscle Sensation was in full force. The world was gradually getting taken over by muscles somehow. And everyone was going "Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay!" over and over.
and, um. Yeah.
***
The wind howled. A gate slammed somewhere in the distance. Maybe. It was dark. The moon was blotted out by clouds in the sky. The atmosphere was very creepy and perfect for a horror story. Which was great timing, because Kyousuke had the insane idea of exploring an abandoned building at night, and not just any abandoned building, it had to be a mental hospital of all places. Riki wasn't so sure he liked the idea. Mental hospitals hadn't exactly been great places to live.
He just had to tell himself there were no such things as ghosts.
"No way!" Rin was clinging to Riki and shivering. "I'm not going in there!"
"It looks very scary." Komari covered her mouth, with a worried expression. "Um. But... I'm sure it will be okay."
"Can't we do it in the daytime instead?" asked Kud.
"People died in places like this." Mio frowned. "We shouldn't disturb the dead. Let's leave their spirits to rest in peace."
"Hmm, I'm quite eager to check it out," Kurugaya said with a smile. "I wonder what kind of awful things have gone on in this place. Blood all over the walls, rusty scalpels lying around, shadowy figures behind the curtains..."
"Ueeeeeen!" Komari wailed, covering her ears.
"Heh." Masato grinned. "If I see any ghosts, I'll just take them all down! These muscles aren't just for show, you know."
"Yeah! We'll take down those ghosts easily enough!" Kengo grinned.
"Um... guys?" Riki spoke up. "Ghosts aren't supposed to be solid. They can walk through walls and stuff..." He heard Rin whimper. "Of course, it's not like ghosts even exist in the first place, so there's nothing to worry about. We'll totally be fine."
"That's right," Kyousuke said, nodding. "There are no such things as ghosts, so we'll be okay. Alright, we'll split in teams."
"I said I don't want to do this!" Rin screamed. "I don't want to die!"
"You won't die," Riki said calmly.
"People can die of shock," Mio muttered.
"Not. Helping." Riki shot her a look. She really did say such inappropriate things at times.
"Haruchin is totally prepared for this. Totally." Haruka nodded, though she did have an awkward look on her face. "Um... I'd like to go with Anego, if that's okay?"
Everyone separated into three groups - Kyousuke, Riki and Rin, Masato, Kud and Komari, Kengo, Kurugaya, Haruka and Mio.
"Alright, this is your mission. Explore the asylum and take pictures and note down anything interesting you find. Don't hesistate to share all the juicy details," said Kyousuke. "Mission, start! By the way, I've got traps set up already so don't try to escape. We'll meet back at the entrance by ten o'clock."
"I'm super duper scared," Rin whimpered. "No, duper duper scared."
"It will be okay." Riki wasn't so sure his hand would be though, considering Rin's grip felt dangerously close to breaking all the bones in it. "Nothing's going to happen."
So everyone ventured into the asylum and um. Yeah, I can't really think of stuff right now, I'm just writing random shit to get my word count up because I suck.
***
***
Riki was bored.
Being bored sucked big hairy monkey balls.
So he went to Kyousuke to find out what to do in order to cure boredom. Kyousuke was great with coming up with cures for boredom. Riki wondered if it was physically possible for Kyousuke to be bored.
"So you want to not be bored any more?" Kyousuke was reading a manga. He had a lot of manga in his room. There were piles of it on his desk. It was a miracle he was able to find space to do homework on his desk with all that manga there.
"Yes. Should we do something together?"
"Yeah, sure. The author is bored of NaNoWriMo too for that matter."
"Seriously? The fourth wall doesn't even exist anymore?"
"Huh, what's a fourth wall?"
Riki sighed. "Never mind."
Fourth walls were totally overrated anyway. So, Kyousuke and Riki decided to have sex with each other and so they had hawt secks all night long, well, no, not all night long. Kyousuke had a roommate and Masato would probably wonder where Riki had got to and it would be really awkward for Riki to explain just where he had been all night.
The next day was Sunday and Kyousuke and Riki went out to the town together. They went to the beach, sat on the sand and hugged and kissed and uh, I dunno, this is really boring, yawn. Just trying to get to 40k already. Um. This is so totally cheating, isn't it?
Kyousuke finds a mysterious manga in the library and he and Riki get sucked into a manga world. meh I don't know. So he gets sucked into it, and everyone else is looking for him and get sucked into it too, or something, I don't know, I like the idea of the Little Busters getting pulled into some fantasy world somehow like maybe an mmorpg or whatever.
***
"I love cats. Cats are so soft and furry." Rin picked up a cat and clutched it to her chest, rubbing her face in its soft fur.
"They are, aren't they?" Komari reached out to stroke a cat. It rubbed up against her hand, purring.
"Have you ever had pets, Komari-chan?"
"Hmm, I had a goldfish once, but I guess it died." Komari frowned. "For some reason, I ended up completely forgetting about that. It made me so sad."
"Yeah, losing a pet is sad, isn't it?"
"You have a lot of cats. Have you lost some in the past?"
"Just one, a long time ago." Rin looked at the cat she was holding. "Cats can live for a pretty long time. About fifteen years at least, I think."
"Ah. I see." Komari smiled. "That's good. It's a pity they don't live longer though, huh? Having a pet for life... that would be a nice thing. But you have to say goodbye to them all too soon which is a shame."
A long silence followed. A cat meowed.
"Hello~" Haruka appeared in the walkway. "How are you~ Haruchin is here to... um. Brighten up your day! Somehow. I don't know. The author's just trying to think of random crap to write and sucking at it."
Komari and Rin exchanged a look.
"Man, Haruka's noisy," said Rin.
"Well, so what?" Haruka grinned. "That's my identity! I love being noisy! Yay!" She ran around in circles with her arms spread out. "Rebelling is fun too! The author loves rebelling against NaNoWriMo, she's doing it this year too just like she does every year! Yay!"
"Uh. What." Komari frowned. "I'm confused. I don't think I like being confused. Rin-chan, are you confused too?"
Rin sighed and absorbed herself in the task of petting a cat.
"Okay then." Komari looked at Haruka. "Haru-chan, aren't you going to get dizzy if you keep spinning like that?"
"Nope, I'm just fine!" Haruka was spinning around like crazy, her twin tails whipping through the air. After a moment, she wobbled on her feet. "Whoah?! I got incredibly dizzy all of a sudden! Major failure!"
"Oh dear." Komari smiled.
"Heeeeellllllp!"
Wondering what that yell for help was, everyone went to find Kurugaya trying to force Riki into a dress.
"Why are you doing this here of all places?! Lemme go!" Riki had tears running down his face.
"What are you doing?" asked Rin.
"Umu, I just wanted to see Riki-kun in a dress. Darn, he got away." Kurugaya frowned. "Oh well. There will be plenty of other opportunities." She smiled evilly.
"Uh. Okay then," said Komari.
"You are really strange," said Rin. "Why do you want to see Riki in a dress?"
"Hmm. Because he looks cute in a dress?"
"I don't want to wear a dress!"
***
The sun was shining and shit. Riki woke up one fine morning. He brushed his teeth then went to breakfast. Everyone was eating breakfast in the cafeteria as usual. It was Saturday today so they could look forward to a nice long afternoon of freedom.
At the end of classes, Kyousuke came to the classroom with an announcement.
"I thought of something for us to do. Let's go plot bunny hunting!"
Everyone exchanged confused looks.
"We're... hunting bunnies?" Komari looked sad. "I don't think I want to hurt bunnies."
"I'm sure that's not what he's talking about," said Kurugaya.
"Umm... what is a plot bunny?" asked Kud. "How is it different from a normal bunny?"
"Good question," replied Kyousuke. "The author is severely lacking in plot bunnies."
"Remember when we had a fourth wall?" said Riki.
"I think the fourth wall is gone for good," said Kengo. "Who needs it anyway? It's more fun without one! Yay!"
"Heh heh, I'll put my muscles to good use." Masato grinned. "Wait, what exactly are we doing with these bunnies we're hunting, anyway?"
"I'm not exactly sure what a plot bunny is myself," said Kyousuke. "I think it has something to do with thinking of plots. So basically plot bunnies are magical bunnies that help you think of plots."
"It's a common term in fandom," Mio spoke up. "When writers think of plots, they like to refer to it as being bitten by a plot bunny. Basically, I guess it's like if you imagine a plot as taking on the form of a rabbit. That's the simplest way I can think of to put it."
"Uhh... then in that case..." Haruka frowned. "Doesn't that mean plot bunnies aren't physical things like real bunnies? How do we hunt those?!"
"Umm." Kyousuke folded his arms, looking thoughtful. "Yeah, I have no idea. Never mind, let's just go and play baseball."
"What even was the point of this?" Rin asked.
"Umu, to boost the word count of course," Kurugaya replied. "The author is getting really sick of NaNoWriMo. No wonder she keeps cheating. It always feels like a chore."
So everybody went off to play baseball.
***
Kyousuke picked up his guitar and strummed on the strings, playing a tune. "Hey, Riki, I thought of a song for you. Want to hear it?"
"Um... I guess?" Riki raised an eyebrow. Just what was this song about? It wouldn't hurt to hear it anyway.
"Okay here we go." Kyousuke strummed the strings again and began to sing. "Oh, Riki, yeah, Riki, you're just fine. Your looks are simply divine. You're the number one in my heart, oh yeah. Riki, hey, Riki,
***
Mio stared at the screen of the laptop her parents had given her. It had taken some time to figure out how to turn it on and load a word processor but she had done it. She tapped on the keyboard and words came into existence on the screen. Amazing. Now she could write a story.
"Hmm, what I should I write about? let's see."
First, she had to think of a title. So she tapped one in.
'My Kyousuke x Riki yaoi fanfiction'
Hmm. As a title, that really wasn't much good. Mio frowned. She had to be a bit more creative than that. Thinking of titles was difficult. She tried again.
'Throes of Passion'
Good enough, she supposed. And so she started writing really bad Kyousuke x Riki porn. Or something.
Wouldn't it be fun if the Little Busters were actually famous and like, people wrote fanfiction about them and stuff like that? I dunno. But the fujoshi would totally ship Kyousuke x Riki hardcore and Kyousuke would be absolutely fine with it, while Riki would be dying of embarrassment and wondering why getting famous ever seemed like a good idea.
What should I write about? Alien invasion? Attack of the insane killer chickens of doom caused by a very bad crop? Magical girls? Ugh, I just don't know. I'm not even writing fanfiction at this point anymore jfc stop rambling it's cheating but ugh i am so tired of nano most of my word count was spent on crap that will never see the light of day on ao3 what is wrong with me. that slice of life never went anywhere. it went to hell the moment i wrote kyousuke getting raped nobody wants to read about kyousuke getting raped or anyone getting raped for that matter rapefics are bad 1667 words a day is an awful lot isn't it
***
***
Kyousuke leaned in and kissed Riki. His lips were so soft. As they touched Riki's, a tingle of pleasure passed through him and he almost exploded with happiness. Kyousuke kissed deeply, his tongue slipping into Riki's and running over his mouth. Riki moaned in pleasure and leaned into Kyousuke.
you know if the little busters were famous Mio would totally secretly write Kyousuke x Riki yaoi fanfiction and post it online.
Kyousuke x Riki yaoi ftw
h/c yaoi with one of the pair getting raped is so overdone isn't it
nobody wants to read that
i totally want to break one of them though aw yeah ;)
the corpse party idea totally died on me
But I like the idea of Riki being broken and turned against his friends, being manipulated by some girl.
okay, maybe it doesn't have to be a haunted school.
A school filled with ghosts that try to kill you... instead of a school... um. being killed by corpses got kinda boring. Nobody wants to read about the girls getting killed over and over. There are other ways to make people suffer, aren't there?
a mental hospital? Kyousuke sets up a trial of courage in an abandoned asylum but things go horribly wrong and they get pulled into a world created by the grudge of a deal girl who died in the asylum. The whole idea with Riki eventually believing everyone ended up leaving him alone in there can stay. Then he tortures Kyousuke and stuff. Fun~ Then...
I wonder if I can incorporate the nightmares stuff into that? since the girl is so pissed about everyone forgiving Riki for what he did, she chucks them all into a nightmare world but they overcome it.
Horror is fun, yay~
Meh, how many more words must I write, I am getting tired of NaNo. Not much further now, thank goodness... seriously just want this to be over already.
"Rin-chan, I want you to know... I love you very much."
"Huh?"
"So, let's..."
Meh. I can't write shit. I can't even try to write forced fanfiction anymore, ugh. Maybe this is why everything I write for NaNo sucks. I get fed up with it and want it all to be over. I guess? I don't know. I just suck at thinking of long plots. It doesn't help when my brain keeps going 'angst despair rape terrible things~' Well, angst and despair aren't so bad. It's just a matter of thinking how to plunge them into angst and despair without being so cliche.
Riki sighed and gazed out of the window. It was lonely with Kyousuke and he often got bored without Kyousuke there to suggest something to do. Maybe he just needed a better imagination. The sky lit up with um ugh I don't know seriously I can't think of shit right now can I just end this already let's at least try to get to 500 words blargh I don't feel like writing at all this is such a chore
Kyousuke and Riki are the one true pairing I love Kyousuke and Riki
***
*Zombies ate my classmates*
It was an average day. So average, Riki doubted anything would even happen and how so very wrong he was. During that peaceful study period, hell was breaking loose in another part of the school. Riki looked around the classroom. It was the same as usual. Masato was conked out on his desk as usual instead of studying, almost as if he was doing his darndest best to get held back another year. Riki sighed and shook his head. He decided to check out Kyousuke's blog on his phone. There were actually new questions.
"A question for Natsume-senpai, famous for preventing outbreaks of zombies. If I ever meet a zombie, what should I do?"
"Present it with a dish of fried brains, then throw the brains somewhere far away. While the zombie's going after the brains, that's your chance to run away."
"How can I get my senpai to notice me?"
"Is your senpai failing to notice you? How strange. I've certainly never found myself failing to notice anyone. You aren't a ghost by any chance, are you?"
"Dear Natsume-senpai, is it true that you're a homo?"
"I'd have to respond with, what's wrong with being a homo? Is it really so bad being a homo? Homos have feelings, you know. Make friends with them. And please don't spread rumours about me, thanks."
"Help! How can I get my little sister to call me Onii-chan?"
"It's useless. You might as well just give up. I know it's a shame, but just be merciful that you were lucky enough to be blessed with a little sister."
"Natsume-senpai, I hear you won an award for Best Selfie. I always have weird looks on my face when I take selfies. How can I do something about this?"
"Wear a mask."
This was ridiculous. Riki decided to get back to doing something more productive, but then he heard a scream in the distance. Heads were jerking up, people wondering what the noise was. There were even more screams.
"Hm?" Masato woke up. "What's that noise?"
The door slid open and Haruka ran into the classroom, gasping for breath. "Everyone! This is terrible!"
"What's wrong?" Riki asked.
"There are people walking all over the school, mumbling about brains and biting people... it's awful! They even got to my classroom..." Haruka turned at the sound of moaning. "Oh no, they are here!"
"Braaaaaains..." A few students marched into the classroom.
***
"Hey Kyousuke." Riki had come to Kyousuke's room. "I'm bored. Let's do something."
"I'm reading a really exciting manga right now," Kyousuke said.
"Really?"
la la la la la... I have no ideas whatsoever... horror movie spoofs? I should make a fic with like just random skits and shit I don't even know skits are fun
***
Mio had progressed enough with her learning of technology that she was ready to use a computer and so she had received an old laptop from her parents. She had been learning to use the Internet at the library as well and discovered the world of fanfiction. A whole new world opened up for her. Hours and hours were spent reading all the BL fanfiction she could find. It was glorious. No longer did she have to be restricted to books and light novels and whatever else she used to get her BL fix. Problem was, a lot of the fanfiction was pretty badly written. Was it really so hard to spell check? And some of the plots were just absurd. She was sure she could do better.
She had to write her own BL fanfic, but who of? Come to think of it, she had also heard of RPF. It wouldn't hurt to write RPF instead so she decided to write Kyousuke x Riki fanfiction and she would make it as porny as possible. Kyousuke x Riki was totally a hot pairing. Everyone would lap it all up.
Then she found out nobody cared about stories people wrote about their friends, unless they were actually famous. Why couldn't they have been an idol band after all? Maybe she could always make a suggestion. It wasn't really necessary to stick to baseball, was it?
***
The Little Busters as an idol group or band or whatever. Riki writes the lyrics, Kyousuke plays the guitar, Rin is the singer, Masato plays the drums, Kengo doesn't want to join at first but plays, uh, something fitting of his changed personality. Kurugaya plays the electric keyboard, Haruka plays something noisy like the trumpet or whatever and in the end nobody cares much for her contributions to the band, Mio is the manager,
***
"Kitty cat, kitty cat~" Rin was walking around after a cat while repeating that for some reason. Riki watched them go from a bench. It was so calm and quiet, the weather was clear and there was very little to comment on.
After a minute, Rin came back and sat down next to Riki. "Hey, Riki."
"Huh?"
"Kud told me once that dogs have been into space."
"Yes, they have. Did you ever hear of Laika, the first dog in space?"
"Hmm, maybe I did but I guess I forgot about that. Have cats ever gone into space?"
"I don't think so. At least I've never heard about that. Pretty sure only people and dogs have gone into space so far."
"I see." Rin leaned back against the bench with a thoughtful expression. "Would you ever like to go into space, Riki?"
"Uh, I suppose it would be cool, but it's not like you can just go up there. You need training. I think they are planning on space tourism sometime in the future but who knows when that will be? And it will probably be expensive as well."
"Oh. So we'll probably never go into space then. No big deal."
At that moment, a spaceship appeared in the sky.
"Seriously?" Riki stared at the spaceship in disbelief. A door opened and some strange looking humanoid creatures came out.
"Take us to your leader," one of them said.
"Whoah, they look creepy." Rin blinked in consternation.
"Take us to your leader."
"It's a dream, right? Haha, yeah, it's just a dream." Riki closed his eyes.
"You want to see our leader? Okay, hold on, I'll just call Kyousuke," Rin was saying.
"This is ridiculous. Why do aliens always want to see the leader anyway?" Riki wondered. "It's so cliche."
"Is it?" One of the aliens spoke. "Our apologies. We simply saw it in aliens visiting earth movies so we assumed it was the done thing."
"What should we say instead?" said the other alien.
Then the aliens blew up. The end.
***
"Haah. I'm bored," Riki muttered, lying on his bed. "I can't wait for Kyousuke to get back from his job hunting trip." Unfortunately, Kyousuke wasn't going to be back until tonight so he was stuck like this for a while. As far as he knew, the rest of the Little Busters were finding other ways to entertain themselves on this fine Sunday.
"What's that, Riki? You're bored?" Masato was currently doing weight training. "Then why not try weight training with me? You could do with some beefier muscles on that skinny body of yours."
"My body is just the way I like it, thanks." Riki smiled awkwardly. Masato had invited him to train with weights before, but he really wasn't keen on it. "Think I'll go get some fresh air." Maybe he would find something to do then.
He headed outside. The sky was clear and though it was a little chilly outside, he was fine. He went for a walk around the school grounds.
The sound of a siren split the air. Well, since he was near the school gates now, that wasn't so strange.
Then he heard a scream in the distance. Now that was definitely strange.
Riki ran toward the location of the scream and saw a female student backing away as a male student lurched toward her. Seriously? Harrassment of a girl in public where anyone could see him? The guy had to be an idiot. Then again, there weren't a lot of people around.
"Hey! Stop that!" Riki ran over. "Leave her alone!"
The male student turned around and Riki noticed something really odd. His eyes were rolled up and there was foam running from the corner of his mouth. Had he had a fit or something? But why was he walking around in that case? This was really odd.
"Thank you!" The girl took off running.
Now the male student was lurching toward Riki. His movements were really strange.
"Hey, what's wrong with you?" Riki backed away. "Just say something already."
This was thoroughly creeping him out.
***
***
"Everyone, let's check out this mmorpg."
Kyousuke gets invites to a sukurebo mmorpg?
idk.
eh, so maybe he wins the headsets? you need headsets? idk lol. how does that shit even work. stop rambling and write something this is totally cheating.
"Guys! I did it!" Kyousuke ran into Riki and Masato's room. Both of them were working on their homework. They were pretty surprised by the intrusion. Kyousuke was waving around five envelopes. "Oh right, Rin and Kengo aren't here. Better call them."
"Um, what is all this about?" Riki asked.
"I won a competition! I got five virtual reality headsets, and I can use them for this new vr mmorpg, it's an mmorpg for school revolution: sukurebo!" Kyousuke grinned. "I've been looking forward to this for ages."
"Ehh... what's an MMORPG?" Riki frowned. He'd never heard about that before.
"Mass multiplayer online RPG. Something like that." Kyousuke waved a hand. "But it's Sukurebo! Yay!"
"Why would we be interested in this?" Masato asked tiredly. "All we know about Sukurebo is that it's some manga you like."
"Sukurebo is awesome! And I'm sure this will be too!"
***
"Hey, Riki."
Kyousuke came and hugged Riki from behind.
"Oh, hi, Kyousuke." Riki lookede up from his homework. "I'm just doing my homework right now. nearly finished though."
"Good, good." Kyousuke nodded. "I got something for us to do later."
"You have?" Rijki';s curiosity was aroused. Whatever it was, it was boudn to be good. He returned to his homework with excitement stirring within, also wondering why the author was being sloppy and making typos. ahem. so he finished his homework i guess.
everything was so normal like just completely normal but little did the little busters know their lives were about to be disrupted by the appearance of a mary sue! who happened to be a childhood friend of Riki's! dun dun! And she had a massive crush on riki and was a yandere and shit and... yeah, mary sue parody shit is boring nowadays.
it's so overdone.
"This is all descending into complete and utter garbage." Riki sat down by a tree. Mio also sat at the tree where she always sat, eating onigiri.
"Yes. Writing 50,000 words in a month is difficult." Mio frowned. "Especially if you're trying to get as much as you can done by the Clannad release date... ahem." She put a fist to her mouth and coughed. "I don't know why we've smashed the fourth wall, but, I wonder if I could attempt NaNoWriMo."
"Hi~" Komari came walking over with a big smile. "Riki-kun, Mio-chan~ Are you eating lunch?"
"What's with the tildes?" Mio muttered. "Use proper punctuation please."
"You are a real stickler for proper writing, huh?" Riki smiled, a drop of sweat forming on his head.
"I'm here too," Rin announced. "We just had lunch on... er... somewhere." She looked around furtively.
"Everybody knows Kamikita-san eats lunch on the roof," Mio said.
"Fueeeeeee?!" Komari's eyes grew huge. "M-m-m-my secret is out?! Oh no, whatever will I doooo?"
"It's okay." Riki quickly assured her. "You're not going to get tattled on by your own friends."
"Oh. Phew." Komari smiled in relief. "I'd be sad if I couldn't go up to the roof anymore."
"I don't get it. Why is the roof blocked off?" Rin put her hands on her hips, frowning.
"Probably because Japanese students keep using school roofs as a suicide method," Riki replied.
"Haroo." Kud came walking up, "Hau aa yuu dooin?" Her expression turned into a frown. "Typing bad English must be really difficult, nano desu."
Mio's eyebrow rose. "Uh, any particular reason why the nano desu was written?"
"Because it boosts the word count, nano desu!" Kud punched the air.
"Heyyy!" Haruka ran over. She grabbed Kud in her arms and twirled her around. "Spinny, spinny~"
"Wafu?! My eyes are spinning!"
"Well, I see there's a gathering of sorts going on here." Kurugaya appeared out of nowhere. "What's happening?"
"My quiet spot is being invaded, that's what." Mio munched on her onigiri with a dry look.
"So, all the girls are here now?" Riki looked around. "At this rate..."
"Riki, there you are!" Masato came over with a big grin. "It feels so lonely when you're not having lunch with us in the cafeteria. I miss you so much."
"You're creepy," Rin stated, narrowing her eyes at him.
"Oh? Is something happening over here?" Kengo was there too. "Is it something fun? Please don't leave us out."
"Hey." Kyousuke too was approaching, raising a hand in greeting. "So, what's up?"
"Now everyone's here," said Riki. "I guess it's time we thought of something to do."
"I wonder if anyone here would be able to do NaNoWriMo," said Mio. "I'm sure some of you could do it, but that's a month long and it only happens in November."
"Fue?" Komari tilted her head. "Na... no...?"
"What's that?" Kud asked.
"It's a challenge where you write fifty thousand words in a month," responded Mio. "I've never actually written anything myself, although I considered writing... er. Never mind. Fanfiction is very interesting though."
"Fanfiction?" Riki repeated.
"Fan fiction," said Mio. "It originated back when people would publish Star Trek fanzines, I believe, or maybe it goes back even further. It is when somebody writes a work of fiction that is not about a property they created, but rather someone else's property. Like a story about the characters in a manga for example. They also like to write something called "shipping" between certain characters. Shipping comes from the word relationship."
"Writing, huh?" Kyousuke's eyes gleamed. "That would be interesting."
"You want to write fifty thousand words in a month?" Riki asked.
"Nah, that's a bit much. Why don't we all try writing short stories about each other?"
"So it's RPF in a sense, then," Mio said. "That stands for real person fanfiction, when people write stories about people who are real and usually famous. Nobody wants to read a story about someone's neighbour unless said neighbour is famous. The world of RPF is strange and creepy. You can find slash fanfiction of real people, even if they are straight, happily married and have children. Not to mention stuff like incest and-"
"Nishizono-san." Riki held his hands up. "It's okay. You can stop now."
"Oh." Mio's face fell. "Sorry. I'm just quite passionate about literature."
"Uh. Anyway." Kyousuke cleared his throat. "Let's raid the computer room and write stories about the Little Busters! I'm sure they will be masterpieces."
"There he goes again, getting some ridiculous idea into his head." Rin sighed.
"I think it sounds fun." Komari smiled.
So everyone trudged off to the computer room where they would spend the rest of their lunch break writing masterpieces... or utter disasters. There wasn't enough time for everyone to finish so it would continue on to the next day or however long it took for everyone to finish.
After a couple weeks, everyone had finished their stories and printed them off. They got together in the baseball clubroom with their printouts.
"And now it's time to read the results of the first Little Busters Story Contest!" Kyousuke announced. "Hmm, it's not really a contest, I guess, but whatever. Applause, please!"
As usual, hardly anyone bothered to applaud.
"Alright, everyone will read out their stories. I'll start."
***
Kyousuke's story:
It was an average day. Nothing was out of the ordinary. The Little Busters were all gathered together on this fine Sunday for a trip into town. None of them could possibly have anticipated the bizarre thing that was soon to happen to the planet, and that thing was... an alien invasion! All over the world, spaceships were landing and aliens were emerging from the spaceships. The world was in peril, but Japan had yet to be hit, until now. The location of this particular spaceship just happened to be right in their town.
So, everybody went into town, expecting today to be ordinary. When they saw the flying disc in the sky, they knew it was going to be anything but ordinary after all.
***
Riki's story:
One day, a terrible thing came to happen - bad guys were attacking the school. Nobody knew who the bad guys were, just that they were bad guys who wanted to do bad things and had chosen the school for their dastardly deeds. So, they were attacking the school. But all hope was not lost, for the Little Busters were there.
***
Rin's story:
This story is about a cat and how it was a very special cat, and it took us all to a world of cats. It was a world where cats could talk and everyone was a cat. One day I was playing with... I mean, I was scolding the cats because some of them were naughty, and then this talking cat came out of nowhere.
"Hello," said the talking cat.
"Hello," I said. I was very surprised to see a talking cat.
"Do you want to see Cat World?" asked the talking cat. "Because you are the best cat owner in the whole wide world, you have been invited to Cat World."
Of course I wanted to go. This Cat World sounded amazing.
***
Masato's story:
"Today is the day!" I, Masato, confronted Kengo one morning in the cafeteria. I was mad at him because he taught me the wrong meanings again. That bastard Kengo, always lying about word meanings... anyway, I had had enough and it was time to prove to him I was the strongest. "I will defeat you and claim my rightful place as the strongest!"
Kengo whipped out his shinai and laughed. "You will never defeat me!"
"Oh yeah? Just watch this!" So I tried to punch him but he dodged and hit me with his shinai. It hurt. That shinai is so annoying.
So I grabbed his shinai and chucked it across the cafeteria.
Now Kengo was doomed!
***
Kengo's story:
***
Komari's story:
Rin-chan, Kuu-chan and I were all going into town together. It was such a nice day, the sky was clear and the sun was shining. We were going to town to do some shopping and after that, we would buy a cake to share with everybody. I was looking forward to delicious cake. However, a surprising thing happened.
We found a sad bunny rabbit sitting on the side of the road.
"What's wrong, Mr Bunny Rabbit?" I asked.
"I am very sad," said the sad bunny rabbit. "My friend was kidnapped by a big bad wolf."
How awful. To think their friend had been taken by a wolf! I said to Rin-chan and Kuu-chan, "We have to help Mr Bunny Rabbit's friend!" and they agreed. So we asked the bunny rabbit to take us to the big bad wolf's lair.
It was a long journey. We went through a forest, across a river and even through a mountain. On the way, we saw a lot of animals and they said hello to us. I would have liked to hang out and talk with them, but saving Mr Bunny Rabbit's friend was much more important.
"So what kind of animal is your friend?" I asked Mr Bunny Rabbit.
were taking a walk. It was a wonderful day, the sky was clear and the sun was shining. We were walking into the town together to buy a cake and then we would share the cake with everyone. I would make sure to get an absolutely delicious cake.
***
Meh, I'll think of the stories later. Let's do something else~
Kyousuke came to Riki's room.
"Hey, Riki. Let's"
ugh I can't think of anything right now what a pain.
The Muscle Sensation was in full force. The world was gradually getting taken over by muscles somehow. And everyone was going "Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay! Kinniku yay yay!" over and over.
and, um. Yeah.
***
The wind howled. A gate slammed somewhere in the distance. Maybe. It was dark. The moon was blotted out by clouds in the sky. The atmosphere was very creepy and perfect for a horror story. Which was great timing, because Kyousuke had the insane idea of exploring an abandoned building at night, and not just any abandoned building, it had to be a mental hospital of all places. Riki wasn't so sure he liked the idea. Mental hospitals hadn't exactly been great places to live.
He just had to tell himself there were no such things as ghosts.
"No way!" Rin was clinging to Riki and shivering. "I'm not going in there!"
"It looks very scary." Komari covered her mouth, with a worried expression. "Um. But... I'm sure it will be okay."
"Can't we do it in the daytime instead?" asked Kud.
"People died in places like this." Mio frowned. "We shouldn't disturb the dead. Let's leave their spirits to rest in peace."
"Hmm, I'm quite eager to check it out," Kurugaya said with a smile. "I wonder what kind of awful things have gone on in this place. Blood all over the walls, rusty scalpels lying around, shadowy figures behind the curtains..."
"Ueeeeeen!" Komari wailed, covering her ears.
"Heh." Masato grinned. "If I see any ghosts, I'll just take them all down! These muscles aren't just for show, you know."
"Yeah! We'll take down those ghosts easily enough!" Kengo grinned.
"Um... guys?" Riki spoke up. "Ghosts aren't supposed to be solid. They can walk through walls and stuff..." He heard Rin whimper. "Of course, it's not like ghosts even exist in the first place, so there's nothing to worry about. We'll totally be fine."
"That's right," Kyousuke said, nodding. "There are no such things as ghosts, so we'll be okay. Alright, we'll split in teams."
"I said I don't want to do this!" Rin screamed. "I don't want to die!"
"You won't die," Riki said calmly.
"People can die of shock," Mio muttered.
"Not. Helping." Riki shot her a look. She really did say such inappropriate things at times.
"Haruchin is totally prepared for this. Totally." Haruka nodded, though she did have an awkward look on her face. "Um... I'd like to go with Anego, if that's okay?"
Everyone separated into three groups - Kyousuke, Riki and Rin, Masato, Kud and Komari, Kengo, Kurugaya, Haruka and Mio.
"Alright, this is your mission. Explore the asylum and take pictures and note down anything interesting you find. Don't hesistate to share all the juicy details," said Kyousuke. "Mission, start! By the way, I've got traps set up already so don't try to escape. We'll meet back at the entrance by ten o'clock."
"I'm super duper scared," Rin whimpered. "No, duper duper scared."
"It will be okay." Riki wasn't so sure his hand would be though, considering Rin's grip felt dangerously close to breaking all the bones in it. "Nothing's going to happen."
So everyone ventured into the asylum and um. Yeah, I can't really think of stuff right now, I'm just writing random shit to get my word count up because I suck.
***
***
Riki was bored.
Being bored sucked big hairy monkey balls.
So he went to Kyousuke to find out what to do in order to cure boredom. Kyousuke was great with coming up with cures for boredom. Riki wondered if it was physically possible for Kyousuke to be bored.
"So you want to not be bored any more?" Kyousuke was reading a manga. He had a lot of manga in his room. There were piles of it on his desk. It was a miracle he was able to find space to do homework on his desk with all that manga there.
"Yes. Should we do something together?"
"Yeah, sure. The author is bored of NaNoWriMo too for that matter."
"Seriously? The fourth wall doesn't even exist anymore?"
"Huh, what's a fourth wall?"
Riki sighed. "Never mind."
Fourth walls were totally overrated anyway. So, Kyousuke and Riki decided to have sex with each other and so they had hawt secks all night long, well, no, not all night long. Kyousuke had a roommate and Masato would probably wonder where Riki had got to and it would be really awkward for Riki to explain just where he had been all night.
The next day was Sunday and Kyousuke and Riki went out to the town together. They went to the beach, sat on the sand and hugged and kissed and uh, I dunno, this is really boring, yawn. Just trying to get to 40k already. Um. This is so totally cheating, isn't it?
Kyousuke finds a mysterious manga in the library and he and Riki get sucked into a manga world. meh I don't know. So he gets sucked into it, and everyone else is looking for him and get sucked into it too, or something, I don't know, I like the idea of the Little Busters getting pulled into some fantasy world somehow like maybe an mmorpg or whatever.
***
"I love cats. Cats are so soft and furry." Rin picked up a cat and clutched it to her chest, rubbing her face in its soft fur.
"They are, aren't they?" Komari reached out to stroke a cat. It rubbed up against her hand, purring.
"Have you ever had pets, Komari-chan?"
"Hmm, I had a goldfish once, but I guess it died." Komari frowned. "For some reason, I ended up completely forgetting about that. It made me so sad."
"Yeah, losing a pet is sad, isn't it?"
"You have a lot of cats. Have you lost some in the past?"
"Just one, a long time ago." Rin looked at the cat she was holding. "Cats can live for a pretty long time. About fifteen years at least, I think."
"Ah. I see." Komari smiled. "That's good. It's a pity they don't live longer though, huh? Having a pet for life... that would be a nice thing. But you have to say goodbye to them all too soon which is a shame."
A long silence followed. A cat meowed.
"Hello~" Haruka appeared in the walkway. "How are you~ Haruchin is here to... um. Brighten up your day! Somehow. I don't know. The author's just trying to think of random crap to write and sucking at it."
Komari and Rin exchanged a look.
"Man, Haruka's noisy," said Rin.
"Well, so what?" Haruka grinned. "That's my identity! I love being noisy! Yay!" She ran around in circles with her arms spread out. "Rebelling is fun too! The author loves rebelling against NaNoWriMo, she's doing it this year too just like she does every year! Yay!"
"Uh. What." Komari frowned. "I'm confused. I don't think I like being confused. Rin-chan, are you confused too?"
Rin sighed and absorbed herself in the task of petting a cat.
"Okay then." Komari looked at Haruka. "Haru-chan, aren't you going to get dizzy if you keep spinning like that?"
"Nope, I'm just fine!" Haruka was spinning around like crazy, her twin tails whipping through the air. After a moment, she wobbled on her feet. "Whoah?! I got incredibly dizzy all of a sudden! Major failure!"
"Oh dear." Komari smiled.
"Heeeeellllllp!"
Wondering what that yell for help was, everyone went to find Kurugaya trying to force Riki into a dress.
"Why are you doing this here of all places?! Lemme go!" Riki had tears running down his face.
"What are you doing?" asked Rin.
"Umu, I just wanted to see Riki-kun in a dress. Darn, he got away." Kurugaya frowned. "Oh well. There will be plenty of other opportunities." She smiled evilly.
"Uh. Okay then," said Komari.
"You are really strange," said Rin. "Why do you want to see Riki in a dress?"
"Hmm. Because he looks cute in a dress?"
"I don't want to wear a dress!"
***
The sun was shining and shit. Riki woke up one fine morning. He brushed his teeth then went to breakfast. Everyone was eating breakfast in the cafeteria as usual. It was Saturday today so they could look forward to a nice long afternoon of freedom.
At the end of classes, Kyousuke came to the classroom with an announcement.
"I thought of something for us to do. Let's go plot bunny hunting!"
Everyone exchanged confused looks.
"We're... hunting bunnies?" Komari looked sad. "I don't think I want to hurt bunnies."
"I'm sure that's not what he's talking about," said Kurugaya.
"Umm... what is a plot bunny?" asked Kud. "How is it different from a normal bunny?"
"Good question," replied Kyousuke. "The author is severely lacking in plot bunnies."
"Remember when we had a fourth wall?" said Riki.
"I think the fourth wall is gone for good," said Kengo. "Who needs it anyway? It's more fun without one! Yay!"
"Heh heh, I'll put my muscles to good use." Masato grinned. "Wait, what exactly are we doing with these bunnies we're hunting, anyway?"
"I'm not exactly sure what a plot bunny is myself," said Kyousuke. "I think it has something to do with thinking of plots. So basically plot bunnies are magical bunnies that help you think of plots."
"It's a common term in fandom," Mio spoke up. "When writers think of plots, they like to refer to it as being bitten by a plot bunny. Basically, I guess it's like if you imagine a plot as taking on the form of a rabbit. That's the simplest way I can think of to put it."
"Uhh... then in that case..." Haruka frowned. "Doesn't that mean plot bunnies aren't physical things like real bunnies? How do we hunt those?!"
"Umm." Kyousuke folded his arms, looking thoughtful. "Yeah, I have no idea. Never mind, let's just go and play baseball."
"What even was the point of this?" Rin asked.
"Umu, to boost the word count of course," Kurugaya replied. "The author is getting really sick of NaNoWriMo. No wonder she keeps cheating. It always feels like a chore."
So everybody went off to play baseball.
***
Kyousuke picked up his guitar and strummed on the strings, playing a tune. "Hey, Riki, I thought of a song for you. Want to hear it?"
"Um... I guess?" Riki raised an eyebrow. Just what was this song about? It wouldn't hurt to hear it anyway.
"Okay here we go." Kyousuke strummed the strings again and began to sing. "Oh, Riki, yeah, Riki, you're just fine. Your looks are simply divine. You're the number one in my heart, oh yeah. Riki, hey, Riki,
***
Mio stared at the screen of the laptop her parents had given her. It had taken some time to figure out how to turn it on and load a word processor but she had done it. She tapped on the keyboard and words came into existence on the screen. Amazing. Now she could write a story.
"Hmm, what I should I write about? let's see."
First, she had to think of a title. So she tapped one in.
'My Kyousuke x Riki yaoi fanfiction'
Hmm. As a title, that really wasn't much good. Mio frowned. She had to be a bit more creative than that. Thinking of titles was difficult. She tried again.
'Throes of Passion'
Good enough, she supposed. And so she started writing really bad Kyousuke x Riki porn. Or something.
Wouldn't it be fun if the Little Busters were actually famous and like, people wrote fanfiction about them and stuff like that? I dunno. But the fujoshi would totally ship Kyousuke x Riki hardcore and Kyousuke would be absolutely fine with it, while Riki would be dying of embarrassment and wondering why getting famous ever seemed like a good idea.
What should I write about? Alien invasion? Attack of the insane killer chickens of doom caused by a very bad crop? Magical girls? Ugh, I just don't know. I'm not even writing fanfiction at this point anymore jfc stop rambling it's cheating but ugh i am so tired of nano most of my word count was spent on crap that will never see the light of day on ao3 what is wrong with me. that slice of life never went anywhere. it went to hell the moment i wrote kyousuke getting raped nobody wants to read about kyousuke getting raped or anyone getting raped for that matter rapefics are bad 1667 words a day is an awful lot isn't it
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Kyousuke leaned in and kissed Riki. His lips were so soft. As they touched Riki's, a tingle of pleasure passed through him and he almost exploded with happiness. Kyousuke kissed deeply, his tongue slipping into Riki's and running over his mouth. Riki moaned in pleasure and leaned into Kyousuke.
you know if the little busters were famous Mio would totally secretly write Kyousuke x Riki yaoi fanfiction and post it online.
Kyousuke x Riki yaoi ftw
h/c yaoi with one of the pair getting raped is so overdone isn't it
nobody wants to read that
i totally want to break one of them though aw yeah ;)
the corpse party idea totally died on me
But I like the idea of Riki being broken and turned against his friends, being manipulated by some girl.
okay, maybe it doesn't have to be a haunted school.
A school filled with ghosts that try to kill you... instead of a school... um. being killed by corpses got kinda boring. Nobody wants to read about the girls getting killed over and over. There are other ways to make people suffer, aren't there?
a mental hospital? Kyousuke sets up a trial of courage in an abandoned asylum but things go horribly wrong and they get pulled into a world created by the grudge of a deal girl who died in the asylum. The whole idea with Riki eventually believing everyone ended up leaving him alone in there can stay. Then he tortures Kyousuke and stuff. Fun~ Then...
I wonder if I can incorporate the nightmares stuff into that? since the girl is so pissed about everyone forgiving Riki for what he did, she chucks them all into a nightmare world but they overcome it.
Horror is fun, yay~
Meh, how many more words must I write, I am getting tired of NaNo. Not much further now, thank goodness... seriously just want this to be over already.
"Rin-chan, I want you to know... I love you very much."
"Huh?"
"So, let's..."
Meh. I can't write shit. I can't even try to write forced fanfiction anymore, ugh. Maybe this is why everything I write for NaNo sucks. I get fed up with it and want it all to be over. I guess? I don't know. I just suck at thinking of long plots. It doesn't help when my brain keeps going 'angst despair rape terrible things~' Well, angst and despair aren't so bad. It's just a matter of thinking how to plunge them into angst and despair without being so cliche.
Riki sighed and gazed out of the window. It was lonely with Kyousuke and he often got bored without Kyousuke there to suggest something to do. Maybe he just needed a better imagination. The sky lit up with um ugh I don't know seriously I can't think of shit right now can I just end this already let's at least try to get to 500 words blargh I don't feel like writing at all this is such a chore
Kyousuke and Riki are the one true pairing I love Kyousuke and Riki
***
*Zombies ate my classmates*
It was an average day. So average, Riki doubted anything would even happen and how so very wrong he was. During that peaceful study period, hell was breaking loose in another part of the school. Riki looked around the classroom. It was the same as usual. Masato was conked out on his desk as usual instead of studying, almost as if he was doing his darndest best to get held back another year. Riki sighed and shook his head. He decided to check out Kyousuke's blog on his phone. There were actually new questions.
"A question for Natsume-senpai, famous for preventing outbreaks of zombies. If I ever meet a zombie, what should I do?"
"Present it with a dish of fried brains, then throw the brains somewhere far away. While the zombie's going after the brains, that's your chance to run away."
"How can I get my senpai to notice me?"
"Is your senpai failing to notice you? How strange. I've certainly never found myself failing to notice anyone. You aren't a ghost by any chance, are you?"
"Dear Natsume-senpai, is it true that you're a homo?"
"I'd have to respond with, what's wrong with being a homo? Is it really so bad being a homo? Homos have feelings, you know. Make friends with them. And please don't spread rumours about me, thanks."
"Help! How can I get my little sister to call me Onii-chan?"
"It's useless. You might as well just give up. I know it's a shame, but just be merciful that you were lucky enough to be blessed with a little sister."
"Natsume-senpai, I hear you won an award for Best Selfie. I always have weird looks on my face when I take selfies. How can I do something about this?"
"Wear a mask."
This was ridiculous. Riki decided to get back to doing something more productive, but then he heard a scream in the distance. Heads were jerking up, people wondering what the noise was. There were even more screams.
"Hm?" Masato woke up. "What's that noise?"
The door slid open and Haruka ran into the classroom, gasping for breath. "Everyone! This is terrible!"
"What's wrong?" Riki asked.
"There are people walking all over the school, mumbling about brains and biting people... it's awful! They even got to my classroom..." Haruka turned at the sound of moaning. "Oh no, they are here!"
"Braaaaaains..." A few students marched into the classroom.
***
"Hey Kyousuke." Riki had come to Kyousuke's room. "I'm bored. Let's do something."
"I'm reading a really exciting manga right now," Kyousuke said.
"Really?"
la la la la la... I have no ideas whatsoever... horror movie spoofs? I should make a fic with like just random skits and shit I don't even know skits are fun
